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---I Started a Blog---
I started a blog today
It's called fuck off and go away
I got so many nice things to say
I started a blog today

I had a turtle named Mo and it died
I had a girl named Joe and she lied
My shoes are always coming untied
Should I use KY or Astroglide?

Took a picture of a guy in a boat
I bought a fifty dollar overcoat
I wish that I could get a fainting goat
That idol show was on and I didn't vote

There are so many crucial things around me
I write them out so all the world can feel me

I started a blog today
It's called fuck off and go away
I got so many nice things to say
I started a blog today

I write about nukes in Iran
Tsunami victims in Japan
The iPad and the Chinese hands
The dangers of an artificial tan

Write about the marrying of gays
SOPA and NDAA
How many students got pepper sprayed?
Who needs the Bill of Rights anyway?

There are so many crucial things around me
I write them out so all the world can feel me

I started a blog today
It's called fuck off and go away
I got so many nice things to say
I started a blog today

Some days we have it and others we don't
I hope you get it but you probably won't
It's hard to focus when you're bombarded
I was at the DMV today and I totally sharted

Well I could rant and rave and let my ego crave
For a minute of attention I'll become a slave
Words are neat and they're fun to type
But it doesn't matter if you get a million likes
There's an actual world with actual problems
And your tangible actions might actually solve them

Maybe we should stick to this Outernet
Where we have to shake hands and make eye contact
Where “friends” are valued for the things that they do
Not how many fucking times they LOL at you

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from Pretty Little E​.​P., released February 23, 2013

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Parade of Horribles San Diego, California

Parade of Horribles is a two piece experimental sound disaster best described as a punk version of Primus.

Chris provides a solid foundation with a drumming style rooted in old school and hardcore punk. To this Jason overlays a flurry of different musical styles ranging from punk to funk, mixing in hints of folk, jazz fusion, classical, alternative and hard rock.
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